After playing with anal beads for the first time, I’d merely intended to go and wash my hands, do a pee and then go and have a wank. But, well, as my urethra shrinks and I need to push the piss out properly, the act of doing do made the beads come out and plop into the toilet. Much to the delight of some fans, there’s some farting too! Which is hardly surprising really, isn’t it?!