ファイナルファンタジー：キスティス・トレペ、xxxパロディ

As an orphan of the Sorceress War, Quistis hasn't had the easiest life, but she's always been there for you. She stops your fights with Seifer and serves as a constant source of inspiration. Although your relationship was always a platonic one, things are beginning to change. When you decide to stick around after class, you could cut the sexual tension with a knife. Oh Quisty, it's on. So go for it, Squall, it's time for the best sexual experience of your life. That being said - may be wise to keep this on the DL.